A suitable advert for celibacy?
One skinny bloke and one skinny woman, sleeping in a single bed, them being students living in halls. Skinny woman sleeps like a windmill. Skinny bloke, all 6'something" and 8-and-a-half stone of him, lays on his side as close to the edge of the bed as he can manage without rocketing floorwards, getting absolutely no sleep in the process.

Would anyone like to guess which of our intrepid heroes gets moaned at the next morning for taking up the whole bed?

...sigh.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:23, 6 replies)

er...
is it the one on the left?
( bigshape like a glove!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:36, closed)

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one....
...is it the one with the penis? That's seems to be how it usually works. ;-)
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:50, closed)

Ding ding ding!
We have a winner!
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:08, closed)

Surely...
Dong dong dong?
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, closed)

when I stay at my boyfriend's someone always sleeps on the floor
generally him, because well, in his words, "when I'm tired I act just like me, just tireder, you tend to get a little tetchy"
(deadly_sinners, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:50, closed)

you are dating my ex
get out while you can.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:12, closed)