This says it all for me!


Nothing more need be said... and yes, I know this isnt an image challenge, but it just makes sense this way.
(AusMark, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:46, 12 replies)

Bindun...

But not quite so stylishly...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:49, closed)

I am far too thick
to figure out how to put movies and shit like that on this here magic box thing...

But yes, we have done the whole diet coke and shitburger thing. Only with more swearing... (but not enough mutual masturbation for my liking).
( SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:51, closed)

Apologies dear poof
Thought it might have been done, but it were in my head and I had to get it out.

BTW, thanks for the praise.

Also agree with the Spanker - more friends with hands needed! A quick hand-shandy shout or a round of five-knuckle shuffle is far more preferable and a much needed fillup for teh interweb.
(AusMark, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:57, closed)

I used to work in Burger King
Any tubby cunts requesting Diet Coke with their double Whopper & 3 extra portions of fries got normal Coke. Standard procedure.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:58, closed)

Well done
I am of a somewhat portly build and occassionally have fast food with a diet coke. Sadly I have diet drinks because I am diabetic so I am very glad that I didn't go to where you worked as your clever stunt would have given me hyperglycemia.

It's happened before by accident and I ended up with cardiac arrhythmia for 2 weeks.

Keep up the good work!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19, closed)

The fast food is just as bad as the sugary drink though
Probably contains more sugar.

I'm diabetic as well these days, and I don't eat fast food...

And aspartame is a carcinogen anyway, so you'd lose either way.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:26, closed)

It doesn't!
Salt and fat yes! Sugar? Not so much!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:30, closed)

There's shitloads of sugar in McDonalds!
If you're diabetic even eating normal white bread is frowned upon really.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:32, closed)

Lucky you have diabetes too isn't it!?!
Given that you know so much about it! For the record, the amount of sugar in a carbonated drink is several magnitudes greater than in a slice of white bread, chips, or even a burger.

But I guess that didn't stop you from deliberately giving people full fat carbonated drinks instead of the diet ones they requested did it!

Go Team!

EDIT: I also presume that you short changed any kids or retarded people as well for being 'stupid'.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:36, closed)

But...
Diet Coke is nicer...

Although, admittedly, if you were concerned about taste, you wouldn't be at McDonalds in the first place.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:58, closed)

Everything Enzyme has said is wrong
Diet Coke

And McDonalds does hit a spot from time to time. Last visit for me though was a year ago :( I CRAVE A WHOPPER
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:10, closed)

i was on a train when this happened to me
she had 2 sandwiches, 3 bags of crisps a pork pie and a chocolate bar.... she licked each one of her chunky digits clean then pulled a can of diet coke out of her bag.....i wish my story finished there... but i had to say something like 'your drinking that because of the taste right dear?'
i swear she almost cried. she prob went to the nearest takeaway when she got off the train to eat away her sorrows.... I HATE FAT CUNTS
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:11, closed)