"What about 'er?" one sailor asked to another "think her boat could shift that sunken wreck?"
"Oh er? She shifts decommissioned oil rigs all over the place so her boat's probably designed for it."

"what about 'im in that smaller tug over there?"

"Couldn't manage it"

"why not?"

"Boat's not designed for it"

"what's he do then?"

"'im pulls buoys."
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:17, 3 replies)

where did you find two cornish/devonshire pirate/sailors?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 May 2009, 14:27, closed)

Fucking hell.
So bad it's earned a click from me.

:)
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:52, closed)

Second this.
I'd third it, but I'm not going to.
(Scritty Bakerman., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:54, closed)