Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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MSN StatusGot into work this morning, logged into MSN, and a friend's status line informed me that 'Jim Davis is loving himself at the moment'. He only sits a few desks away from me. Gaaaah.
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:43,
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You made me chuckleyou can have a lick for the nicely timed 'Gaaaah.'
*licks*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46,
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*licks Bert*Gaaaaaah, what have you just rolled in?
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Just a little bit of Lisa Riley blubber, it can't hurt you.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51,
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MmmmmmBlubber.
*Licks Bert all over*
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BlubberIt's like the anti-Flubber, I'd like to see you make your car fly when it's full of whale meat Williams, you dick.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57,
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I'd love a car full of whale meat.You couldn't possibly hurt yourself if you crashed because of all the lovely blubbery meaty goodness to hold you in place.
And it would smell gorgeous in summer.
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Mmmm...Musky.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15,
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Yeah you love itDance in the whale meat Bert, dance like the dirty whore you are.
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Who's that?!Who's that looking at you in the mirror?!
That's you that is, you're a dirty, filthy little whore, don't you know that you're somebody's mother?
*Dances while crying inside*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:28,
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I sometimes wonderif we take these things too far.......
I didn't say you could stop dancing did I!
*throws whale meat*
you disgust me.
Keep dancing.
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*dances**cries*
*slathers whale meat over breasts*
You like that? I know you do. Oh yeah.
*wiggles*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52,
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*walks in on conversation**double takes*
*tiptoes out*
*closes door silently*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:00,
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Did you just hear something Bert?*looks around*
Oh well, probably nothing.
Keep dancing you filthy little tart!
*strips to the waist and rubs himself with rotting whale meat*
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*we're going straight into, the Wild Wild West comes on the radio*
*gyrates for you, you whale-loving freak*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:10,
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*stumbles into chat**wonders what the hell is going on?*
*wanders off into the distance, leaving the boys to play*
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*runs after the wee witch*Come back, there's a whole car full of whale meat!
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whale meat?is that what we're calling it this week? Okaaaaay, then. I'll just, er, stand over there. Way, way over there.
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@WWcome back! don't leave me!
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Blimey!Where did hlt come from? Must have been hiding on the back seat.
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@alIt was the whale meat.
She must have found her way using women's inuit-ion *punnage*
*creeps back out, stealing big chunk of meat for afters*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:54,
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Bless you two.Sorry, I mean: gaaaaah!
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:01,
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