Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My First Visit To The Doctor In CologneSo, off I went to the Doctor to register. Bear in mind I had been resident in Germany for about a year and a half, and had been having language lessons.
"Herr Dix" says the Doctor, going through his little checklist, "Haben Sie Verkehr?" - He's just asked me "do you have traffic?"
Somewhat puzzled, I reply "Ja, Jeden Morgen mit dem Bus", only to have the doctor explode into hysterical laughter.
Not only does Verkehr mean traffic, it is short for geschlechtsverkehr - sexual traffic ie a sex life.
I had just told the Doctor that every morning I have sex with a bus.
Length? Well I burnt my balls on the exhaust pipe.
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Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:27,
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I had sex with a bus once too.The ungrateful bitch.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:31,
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Buses, eh?No sooner do you get on than they want to pull away. Hurf.
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I had this problem when doing German GCSEIn the speaking test practise, I told the German exchange teacher, "Es gibt zu viel Verkehr an unserer Strasse," which was meant to be "there is too much traffic on our streets."
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