Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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What was the conference about?"I'm at a conference today. The chief executive of the Public Health authority has just started her presentation by apologising to delegates for not standing as she fell off her bike last week and has a big gash at the top of her leg".
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*click*This did make me laugh at loud.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:47,
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Welcome to b3ta!Nice first post!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:57,
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That is very amusinga brilliant first time post.
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welcome to B3ta,grab yourself a click and a beer, and dive right in
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:08,
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Yeah, butmind the goats! They're already taken....
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:11,
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It's ok, I'll let him or her have a hoof.(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:25,
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Ever the generous gent Bert!*Looks at watch again*
*Sighs*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:36,
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