Frisco Airport
Last year I was in Sanfransisco Airport - at the time I still smoked. So after a 12 hour flight I done the obvious - found out where I was allowed to smoke and headed there post haste. In SF airport the only place to smoke is outside the doors of the airport. So I stepped outside, light up my smoke when the jobsworth patrolling outisde zoned in on me and told me I wasn't allowed to smoke there. I looked at her and said I thought this was where smoking was permitted according to the sign 5 feet from me, she said no - you have to step over there (pointing at a yellow line 1 foot from where I was). So I took one step to the side, over the yellow line where I could then blow my smoke back to where I was originally standing!!
(Biscuit Boy - aka - mcvpjd3, Fri 13 May 2005, 10:57, Reply)