KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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karma cat...once my uncle brought a friend over, who was quite taken with our then cat Oscar, calling him a big gay boy and all. Now oscar was possibly the biggest domestic cat youd have ever met. Not fat, Just massivly built. But he was a soppy big boy (RIP i still miss you buddy.) So my uncles mate lets Oscar sniff his fingers, Oscar then commences 'you now belong to me licking' and this guy says to him:
'you know i pick my nose with that finger?'
que sniggers at the silly cat.
i replied: 'you know he licks his bum with that tongue?'
que helpless gales of laughter and possibly the most funny, on the ball, witty remark i ever retorted with.
me and Oscar (and karma)1 - uncles cat-laughing-at-mate 0....
not hugley karmaric but it was funny cos he'd spent some of the evening calling Oscar a big gay boy....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:59, 4 replies)
That isThe most hilarious story I've ever read on here.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:39, closed)
Big clicky... and I'm not even a liker of cats.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:58, closed)
One of those stories......that makes you go "awww," and then "ewww."
Click.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:11, closed)
OscarYour not from Scotland are you?
I had a cat called Oscar. I loved that cat, but my father didnt. My family gave it away when I was at work one day and I missed it terribly, so I wonder if it's the same Oscar. Cat moved to Bearsden near Glasgow I think.
All I know is that he was spoiled rotten and ended up a big fat happy cat which I still miss terribly :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:38, closed)
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