My dear lady wife
Was driving back from the Dragon-In-Law's in full blonde mode. Cruising along at about 85 ish, which of course is naughty.

Cue small voice from back seat "Look - Police Car!"

Specifically, a fully marked traffic car in a layby, complete with fluorescent Battenberg livery, as obvious as a shiny sixpence in a chimney-sweeps arsehole.

That she had missed.

Until she passed it.

Considerably over the legal speed limit.

She bribed junior with choccie buttons never to speak a word...naturally he spilled as soon as he was back in the house.

Jnr: "We saw a police car!"

(DLW: 'Shutupshutupshutup')

Jnr: "Mummy said a naughty word!"

(DLW:'ShutupChocolateShutup')

Jnr: "What does duckitt mean, daddy?"

Daddy: "Pffft...Mummy must have seen a duck"
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:53, Reply)