Sacked
I went thru a bad period in my life (divorce and depression) and the large corporation I worked for helped me out no end by engineering a reason for my dismissal (basically, they trolled through my inbox and found about 25 'personal emails' in over a decade of work, which they said was a clear breach of policy and a security threat).

After two horrible months claiming JSA, I decided to go freelance.

This financial year I made £5,000 more than my salary when I was sacked, doing something I enjoy, getting out of bed when I want, not having a commute and not having to play stupid office politics.

Tis lovely.
(iwrite4u, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:59, 8 replies)

Disappointed this isn't Clarkson.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:14, closed)

Piss off, you're just one of those internet scams aren't you?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:37, closed)

Fuck no. If you would like to know more about how I make $5,000 a second with just a dial-up connection and a monochrome Dell laptop, please deposit $5,000 to my Paypal account, [email protected].
(iwrite4u, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 19:45, closed)

that bounced back, have you typed it in right

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 19:55, closed)

Hope you've hidden this post.
wouldn't want you to have to sack yourself in ten years time.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 20:40, closed)

No, yoo

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 10:05, closed)

No, you are upset.
^ Trawling the trawls
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 10:05, closed)