As I was walking home today...
I spotted a car on the side of the road. Walked past it almost without incident when I noticed something stuck in one of the rear windows. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a for sale sign...

...Which identified the car as a 2001 Honda Accord.

So, being a long-time mostly-lurker of these boards, I giggled a bit and kept reading, until I got to the bottom, where the seller put his contact information.

The e-mail address was, I shit you not, [email protected].

I burst into laughter on the spot, getting several funny looks from passersby. I don't get it. I live in freaking Canada! I don't even know anyone else who knows about this place, and it's not like I live in a huge city or anything...

I can only come to the conclusion that someone in my town is b3tatrapping.
(Legion, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 0:26, 14 replies)

did they reply to your email?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 2:49, closed)

I honestly didn't think of sending one off, just assumed it wasn't a real address. I guess I should, then?
(Legion, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 7:17, closed)

DEFINITELY
And as below - ask about the supermodels
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:04, closed)

E-mail sent. Complimentary supermodels requested.
(Legion, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:58, closed)

Guess it wasn't his actual e-mail, then. Pity.
(Legion, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 0:14, closed)

Shame

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:10, closed)

POIDH

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 21 Sep 2010, 8:34, closed)

I so want this to be true
Please get a picture! Then email them and ask if there's enough room in the back for your supermodel girlfriend and all her supermodel friends
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 9:00, closed)

^this

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 9:28, closed)

^^

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 21 Sep 2010, 9:55, closed)

Words are not enough.
Get a picture.
(viciousal, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 12:29, closed)

Sorry...
I wish I could, but I'm far too broke to own a camera, and I walked home the same way today and the car was gone.

Convenient, I know, but also the truth. If I was as prone to making up stories as you lot, I'd have a lot more posts on here. I'm going the same way on Saturday, though... I'll have a look then, see if it's there again.

EDIT: To be fair, I'm shit at cars. It may well have been something else masquerading as an Accord. The sign was definitely as described, though.
(Legion, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:55, closed)

Where do
these b3ta memes come from?

I must know.
(lemonadegame, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 4:40, closed)

Well...
Honda Accord explanation here:

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260#post423289

'Massive Drugs' I am not sure if it stems from anywhere in particular, more a general way to cast aspersions on people's drug boasting.

Supermodels is because everyone on the Internet claims to be shagging a supermodel.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:23, closed)