Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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My gran managed to chop off the end of a fingerwhile repositioning her foldout chair at the beach and accidentally putting her finger through one of the scissorsy contraptions that hold it together.
A classic scene unfolded: an unpleasant slicing sound, my gran almost casually said "oh my, the end's missing..." followed by my mum letting out a blood-curdling shriek and going sheet white.
The French beach guards had a hard time understanding my mother, what with trying to preserve the chopped-of bit of granfinger in her mouth...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:15, Reply)
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