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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I woke up this morning and I saw this

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:26, 15 replies)
I fucking LOVE The Krankies.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:28, closed)
Kill it with flaming shithammers

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:39, closed)

Rory said "how is your dad?"
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:44, closed)

No, he said "mrrrrnngh", then dribbled.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:29, closed)
How is your Dad doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:14, closed)
*sigh*
What's my pet troll said now...?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:57, closed)
Scarpe has really let himself go.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:44, closed)
Sobriety will do that to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:14, closed)
Arf#

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:10, closed)
Did she let you come into her second home?

(Nitrous Nitrous, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:03, closed)
I've been told she doesn't do anal

(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 3 May 2012, 7:41, closed)
A perfectly ordinary-looking woman for her age?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Come on then you internet Adonises, let's see a picture of yourselves.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 3 May 2012, 0:16, closed)
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I've white-knighted some fairly hopeless causes, but this...


*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 3 May 2012, 1:18, closed)
Your book is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 7:56, closed)
OK
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225075_6648981819_504581819_360559_2602_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:03, closed)

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