Weird ideas
'While I was on the bog the other day,' writes 'mudskipper', 'it occured to me that when you take the word ‘weapons’, and spell it phonetically, ‘weppins’, it looks like a name you’d give to a pet rabbit.

What really, really, REALLY weird thoughts have you had?'

Comment space reserved for an alternative QOTW should you want it.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:06, 18 replies)

Sounds like a plan.
In between the last 'God' QOTW, and some debates about religion with other heathen mates, I wondered suddenly how, if menstruation was supposed to be 'Eve's Curse' for her terrible crime in Eden, how did religious-types explain away menstruation in other animals?
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:36, closed)

zing

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:34, closed)

hahahaha logic always defeats the bible,hands down :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

I sometimes wonder...
just how cool it would be to combine pool and pinball, or pool and air hockey.

One day.... oh yes.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)

This reminded me...
Went to the cinema to watch "Lesbian Vampire Killers" the other day (it sucks - don't bother), and coming out, Harriett commented, "It would have been better to have more sex and make it an 18". I had to agree.

She then went on to tell me about some pr0n she'd watched a few nights earlier "Vampire Strippers" or something where they loaded up and shot pool balls from their twats...

Kind of air pool...

PS - I'm trying to find the pr0n film - can't seem to locate it on puretna - anyone got any ideas?
( snee held his breath since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:24, closed)

If vegetables just didn't stop growing...
... would farmers be happy or sad?

On one hand, more food to sell so potentially more profit. On the other, if they were common place, they'd get paid less and it would be harder to harvest meaning not so good.

If they weren't common place and couldn't be bred or encouraged to be big, but grew randomly, then farmers might get more for the luck of having them. But them some farmers might have them grow more than others meaning other farmers might go out of business.

In all, I decided it would just be best if vegetables decided not to grow really big and stayed as they are, except for How Big Is Your Vegetable competitions.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:05, closed)

Would it be funny:
To go somewhere people are flying R/C aircraft, wait for one of them to crash; and respond by sending out your own R/C fire truck to the scene?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)

That made me chuckle
Well played.

Can I come along with an R/C ambulance too?
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:56, closed)

I like this.
I've been at model shows where they send in rc tanks. Christ, rc tanks are boring.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:54, closed)

Wouldn't it be awesome...
If one of these replies got voted "I like this" the most and came top of the page :D
(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:10, closed)

i'm gonna do that now,in the hope that the QOTW monkeys see this minor rebellion

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:32, closed)

They know
We sorta got a mention in the newsletter. Rob says 'use /offtopic.'

TBH I'd drop it - you won't change anything and you'll make a prick of yourself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 22:15, closed)

i can live with that

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 23:00, closed)

Massive Tangerine
I had a bit of a craze on tangerines over Christmas. Couldn't get enough of them. One lunch I had four in a row - shortly after I thought, "That was great! I wish someone would make a really big tangerine". Then I remembered oranges...
(superscape blames it on the bogie, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:01, closed)

More stupid...
I was working in Sainsbury's, in the refrigerated section sans a fleece, and my hands were losing all feeling, so my mind turned to warming up. I thought of hot places and remembered one of the hottest places I could think of...the family car during a long-ago holiday in the Dordoigne region of France. It was like an oven.

Then I remembered how bad it smelt. There had been a cheese in it at the time.

Then I thought "what would that matter? My hand can't smell things. That car would be an ideal place to put my hands."

In my head, I literally said to myself, "I wouldn't mind putting my hand somewhere hot and smelly."

Then I snorted with laughter and a flob flew out my nose and onto a yoghurt. It was disgusting.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 1:42, closed)

hahahaha!!
The last 3 words...just to be clear and all! ha!

Excellent reply
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 9:48, closed)

I remember musing with a housemate once
imagine if you were to somehow accidentally cut your penis off (I know...) and it looked like a battenburg cake inside would you be tempted to eat it?
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 9:49, closed)

well,would you? :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:14, closed)