Nightclubs can fuck right off.
Anywhere that won't let me in wearing my jeans, or expects me to pay for the privilege of drinking overpriced, watered beer while surrounded by pissed-up townies and being aurally raped by music I wouldn't use to torture my worst enemy can just grease themselves up and crawl headfirst up an elephant's turdtunnel.
(Big D, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:45, 4 replies)

Don't go to crap clubs then?
I'm glad places like the ones you're describing exist, as they seem to act like twat magnets, who can take their be-Burberryed bodies down there of a Friday/Saturday and bounce along to what is laughably called 'R&B', and I can go to the decent place around the corner in jeans and a T-shirt, pay ~£3 a bottle and listen to belting music

Not all nightclubs are created equal
(Teiresias, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:48, closed)

Agreed

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, closed)

"can just grease themselves up and crawl headfirst up an elephant's turdtunnel"
I like that.:) *clicky*

And I agree with Teiresias, though to be fair, good clubs can be hard to find depending on where you are.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:09, closed)

You win a prize
For "turdtunnel".
(McChinaman banned, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 10:10, closed)