Just this Friday
Last weekend was at a great little rave down in Vauxhall, having the usual fun of not really having a clue which way is up.

Night progresses, and one of my mates is looking a little worse for wear on the dancefloor. This is not uncommon for him, and so I carry on having the seizure that passes for dancing while off your face.

Soon enough, he starts to retch, and I see his cheeks fill up with the good stuff. I give him the thumbs up and have a good laugh, after all, he was pilled up to the eyeballs, so the experience wasn't that bad for him.

What he did next made my night, and most probably the month. He grins as me as much as is possible with a mouthful of puke, tilts his head back, and gargles it like a particularly chunky variety of mouthwash. A good five seconds. Then a quick swallow and he was raving away like the drugged up bugger he is.

Good times
( Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:21, 13 replies)

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
That's fucking horrible!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:51, closed)

RFC
I demand a "This is rancid!" button.
( SteamedCleaner, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:54, closed)

Well said.
I agree, wholeheartedly.
( Moey, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, closed)

Vile beyond words
Bleurgh
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:43, closed)

I just
threw up a little myself.
/clamps hand over mouth and runs to toilet.

I definitely do NOT like this/
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:44, closed)

Office snort.
Giggled mongishly at the thought.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:44, closed)

Wow
you just made me dry heave.

*click*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:13, closed)

I like this
And I am utterly disgusted at the same time.

*click*
(McChinaman banned, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:23, closed)

am I
the only person not disgusted by this story?


Utterly fantastic
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, closed)

no i dont feel too bad about it either ...
everyone above must just be squeamish.
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:16, closed)

haha
When it happened, I had to leave the dancefloor as I was laughing too hard.

It's pretty grim, but I've seen people do worse things in such states.
( Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:13, closed)

thank god
he didn't shit himself!
(Ja For Sure, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, closed)

brilliant!
made me laugh out loud...by the way, where was the rave? I'm in need of a good (chemical) night out soon
(superdanpl, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:04, closed)