SCORE!
Was walking back from football training when I saw my whore of an ex-gf strolling along with some of her skanky chums. Without even really thinking about it I gave the ball a real punt in their direction ( I recall even cackling to myself as it left my foot), then as it flew through the air realised it was a bit of a childish thing to do, so countered this by hiding behind a bush.

It walloped her in the back of the head and spilt her pepsi all over her clown-caked face. The ball ricocheted off her noggin over a garden fence and was nowhere to be seen, they looked around in confusion then after a minute carried on walking. I was about 19 at the time and it's probably one of the most immature things I've ever done, but it still makes me laugh.
( Regger, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:58, 4 replies)

HOORAH
Back of the net!
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:02, closed)

That's one of the most immature things you've ever done?
wow, I must be even more puerile than I thought.
(Figmaus, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:07, closed)

Ibet it was satisfying though.
and it's better than doing a Danny Dyer.
(Wagane, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:21, closed)

I like this
Good stuff
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:08, closed)