Cat Talking
I was walking down the street from work a few years ago...It'd been a shit of a day to be honest. We'd just laid some people off and our CEO had come down to "make everything better".

Didn't help at all. He kept introducing himself to everyone in the office by saying "And what's your's name?" "What's your name?" "Your name?" "And what's your name?"
He was plesasent enough but he had a bit of an annoying nasally voice.

Anyhoo...so like I say I was walking home...rather exhausted. I passed a house a few doors down from my place. The garage door was open and it was completely empty except for an orange cat sitting in the middle of the doorway...his tail swaying violently...looking at me bewildered.

So in my exhausted state, and in my loudest voice I screeched, like the Spice girls in a room full of helium: "AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!!!"

The cat just sat there...but from the side of the garage a man stepped into view. "I beg your pardon?" he said.

I froze...
...after an eternity I said "your name?"
"Graham" he said.
"I'm mark" I replied...
...and promptly walked away as quick as I could.

And that is the last time i ever engaged in a conversation with both Graham, and his cat.
(Markygee Surname: "Balls". First name: "Lick-mah", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:49, 6 replies)

GUTTED
(nettestar meeow, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:57, closed)

I thought
this was going to be a cat in the bin story.
( bane, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 6:50, closed)

Surely the correct response...
... is "Excuse me - I was talking to your cat".

And then wander off.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:00, closed)

Officelol
It's been a while since a QOTW story tickled me like this did.
Cheers.
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:57, closed)

This
is brilliant!
(Kakistos, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:41, closed)

Hello Kakistos.
How's the eye?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:04, closed)