In my horny and experimental
teenage years, I once came into a large'ish plastic syringe, inserted it into my rectum and depressed the plunger. I wanted to give myself a taste of passive gay sex. Didn't really do much for me. I think I'm pretty glad nobody saw me do that!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:37, 32 replies)

Wow
click this, it needs to be in the news letter
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:01, closed)

WTF?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, closed)

I would have had you shot.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:17, closed)

sweet haemorrhaging jesus.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:35, closed)

Am I really going to have to be the one to tell you to go fuck yourself?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:54, closed)

Dude, he totally beat you to it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:59, closed)

you! where have you been?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:09, closed)

Well, I have to admire the candid nature of the post.
And I really don't understand why people are getting in such a tizz over it. It's not like you did it to anyone else against their will.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:04, closed)

this is the worst thing i've ever read

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:06, closed)

you've been a b3tan for nearly 6 years and you expect me to believe that?
pfft.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:27, closed)

I'm all for experimentation but....................

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:07, closed)

/QOTW

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:17, closed)

What's all the fuss about? I picture a syringe similar to this one:

Depressing the plunger would simply insert roughly a cc of semen in your bum, not much different than an enema. It's the only fair way to tell your wife "it's not that bad, trust me" when requesting anal.
(Turtlenuts, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:21, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...
(Turtlenuts, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:23, closed)

a bit of ninja deleting there.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:25, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

but wouldn't it have been dandy if he had inadvertantly discovered that a male can in fact impregnate himself...

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

dandy.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:22, closed)

Oh, for crying out loud
I despair for the sake of humanity sometimes.

"...different from an enema." Jesus wept...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:03, closed)

^this wins!^
excellent.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:02, closed)

^^ ^^
That syringe image is pretty much the tall and short of it. Not proud; not ashamed - just seemed a good idea at the time.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:54, closed)

Yeah
it was certainly a, beware of the voices moment but made me laugh!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:13, closed)

I did something similar
yet far less disturbing and not with the same intentions. I depressed the plunger swiftly and managed to 'jizz' right across the room.

But then this did lead to me having to run and fetch some kitchen roll to mop it up as it had gone all over my brother's record player.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:04, closed)

Fucking hell!

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:02, closed)

I 100% see why you would not want to be seen doing this....
... but I really don't understand the outrage or alarm expressed here.

If you had said you were pleased you weren't seen having teenage gay sex (also understandable) nobody would have been so up in arms.

*click* for admitting it, however, and because this really should be on the best-of page.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:36, closed)

If you really had to squirt something up your bum
couldn't you have just used water?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:37, closed)