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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Advice from old people
"If you're doing business with a religious sonofabitch get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal" - William S. Burroughs.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:02, 2 replies)
Never give attention to the mentally ill
Tell them firmly, I am not paid to listen to this drivel.

I'm probably paraphrasing, it's been ages since I listened to that amazing record - I think there was an animation made for channel 4 for Danny the Car Wiper, but I can never find it :(

Uncle Bill!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, closed)
Hustlers of the world,

Search for 'The Junky's Christmas' on youtube.

"Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary."
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:38, closed)

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