I hate my eighteen year old self.
I was on Blockbusters and managed to make an utter dick of myself. Firstly I actually said 'I really need a P please Bob'. Then I answered 'which 'D' followed the yellow brick road?' with 'Doris' - my Gran's name (although she was dead chuffed she got a namecheck) Somehow I managed to win a goldrun and the prize was a weekend in a canoe in Shrewsbury, the highlight of which was being bitten on the ear by a swan whose nest i'd disturbed by being generally crap at canoeing (served me right really). The weirdest thing about the whole experience was being summoned to the Headmaster's office about a month later to be told the school had received a very sexually explicit letter from a viewer addressed to me. Who in God's name writes pervy letters to Blockbusters contestants? And why did they tell me about it? I've not been able to handjive since.
First post. Sorry if it's poo.
(Betty Spencer did a whoopsie on the carpet on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, 4 replies)

Not poo at all...
A great post! Have a click :-)

(Bit strange that your school told you about the letter though...)
( Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:23, closed)

what did it say
what did it say what did it say what did it say!!!?
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:39, closed)

Do share!
Mentalists are always good for a giggle
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:55, closed)

No filth..sorry
They never told me, just said it was 'explicit'. Mind you it was a catholic school so it probably just said "I really like your hair"
(Betty Spencer did a whoopsie on the carpet on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:57, closed)