Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I'd have been Dave!I'm Australian, I'd have quite happily shown up, Daved around a bit, been an obnoxious shit, hit on/otherwise offended her and then wandered off. She'd have NEVER wanted to catch up again.
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difficultchild, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 7:30,
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I shall remember......to contact you the next time someone needs a surrogate Dave.
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I'm not Australian...but I'm a Dave. I would have told her great stories about the outback, barbecues, Ramsey Street, and shagging koalas.
(I've never been to Australia - but I bet there is quite a bit of Koala dicking going on)
Anyway... if you need a convincing Dave, I'd love to have a crack and am a brilliant liar.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:12,
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