Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Give one of them a vicodin
and into the closet it goes. Problem Solved.
And if your daddy don't pay you, put him in a sack with some rocks and go down the nearest canal.
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
and into the closet it goes. Problem Solved.
And if your daddy don't pay you, put him in a sack with some rocks and go down the nearest canal.
( , Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
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