lots
Noisy Eaters – Come on, I mean you must be able to hear the noises you make and how revolting it is. You sound like an animal. This isn’t even a ‘pet peeve’ actually – this is something that makes me tremble with anger. Same for those that can’t drink a cup of tea without sounding like a wilderbeast lapping at a riverbank.

Religion- ‘’ If I had my way, I’d ban religion me, all those religious types are nutters and the world would be better off without it’’. What? You’d ban ‘religion’ would you? Think about that for more than about .005 of a seccond, you nazi. It’s not really ‘religion’ is it? more those extreme fundamentalists that you disagree with. It’s like saying you’d ban football because of football hooligans.

Dan Brown – Not the man himself, but the people that read his books and his books only and think they are some sort of English literature professor. Listen, if you can buy a book in Spar, it doesn’t really count. Mind you, these guys are much better than the guys that are strangely proud of the fact that they don’t read at all. ‘’its boring innit’’

Paddy – I know I’m Irish but it’s 2008 for fuck’s sake, don’t call me ‘paddy’ you mong.

Anti Mainstream Success – People that ONLY watch foreign/ arty/ underground films. Nothing wrong with those films (well actually most of them are pretentious wank) but don’t turn your nose up at me because I want to watch some glossy Hollywood blockbuster. I mean what sort of a person thinks he’s too clever to enjoy a film that more than 12 people have ever seen. At least something will fucking happen in those films. Same goes for people that don’t like any bands with mainstream success, solely because they have mainstream success. Shoreditch take note.

Vegans – Have a sausage for God’s sake. Who are you kidding?

Abbreviations – Not ‘txt spk’ which has been well documented already (and rightly so) but people who speak in three letter acronyms instead of actually saying the phrase. ASAP ; just say ‘‘ as soon as possible’’, it’s only 2 extra syllables and you won’t sound like an eejit, same goes for BBQ and don’t ever shorten words like ‘Mediterranean’ to ‘med’ .While we’re at it, don’t refer to your mobile phone as your ‘cell phone’ either ( unless of course, you’re American)

Liverpool FC fans. You are no good. At all. The fact you did so well in the champion’s league over the last few seasons sickens me and devalues the whole competition.

The redundant apostrophe. People without a shred of manners or etiquette. Courtroom dramas. Hospital dramas. Blokes that always go on about birds they pulled. Blokes that go on about how ‘mad’ they are. Girls that drink half a bottle of wine and turn into the loudest, most annoying screechers on the planet and keep trying to get you to dance or something like that – sure enough they’ll keep drinking and inevitably start crying about an hour later and then pass out.

Jesus, I could go on all day but I suspect you don’t care and I really should go and get some lunch.


Noisy eaters are they worst though, I have a friend that hates it more than I do and actually slapped one of his mates,proper angry, open handed across the face in a McDonalds because he wouldn’t close his mouth.
(BarryChuckle, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:58, 6 replies)

Christ
you paddies are well tetchy aren't you?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:02, closed)

Om nom nom
O know people who actually say that as they're eating. I won't sit anywhere near them in a restaurant. It makes me retch.

The only thing worse is noisy kids eating, mainly because they get sloppy food on their teeth as well.

Yoghurt.

On teeth.

*gag*
(Beklet is inexplicably angry, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:10, closed)

Eaters
I totally agree about noisy eaters.
My Dad is a regular offender, but I think that might be because of the three false teeth at the front. I love my Dad though (and he's paying my tuition fees) so I'll forgive him. My Mum can't stand the noise so she makes me sit next to him at the dinner table.
The worst culprits are:
1. My flatmate, who's so lazy she can't be bothered to close her mouth when she chews and
2. the girl I teach to cook, who makes drinking a cup of tea sound like a 747 taking off
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:18, closed)

@Beklet
Kids Eating! Eurgh they just eat so slowly and so mushily.... eurgh. PARENTS - teach your kids to close their mouths. The worst thing is having a news item about kids food when I'm trying to eat *retch*
I also hate the sound of cutlery against teeth - surely people *know* if a fork or spoon is in before it starts clanking on their teeth?
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:24, closed)

Religous nutters and anti-religous bigots.
I agree whole-heartedly on the "let's ban relgions" thing.

Just so you know, I'm an atheist and have an irrational fear of nuns thanks to a childhood of being the only not-baptised-person at a particularly strict catholic school.

What annoys me about it, is that they always back up this idea with a particularly horrible example of religous bigotry, such as the bloke in whitby last weekend who was protesting against goths as they're all being horrible satan worshipers or something.

However I don't think it was a particularly compassionate or christian thing to do in the middle of a memorial gathering for that goth girl who got kicked to death by chavs.

Which brings me to my point, the examples are almost always of random nutters who don't really follow their religions' general teachings but just use them as an excuse to be vile.

If there was no religion they'd soon find another excuse to be total cunts to people.
(BoneIdol, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:34, closed)

Yes
To the noisy eaters. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Please!

God it's annoying, socially unacceptable and just plain embarrassing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 May 2008, 14:36, closed)