The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
(
chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
« Go Back
Copper CaperWhile I was living in Slough I was seeing this female who we will call P. P was a Special (volunteer police) in the local cop shop. Anyway, we bought a flat together and all was going well until I found out that P was seeing another copper from the local station. We split up and I took over the flat and mortgage etc... but let her stay there until she got herself sorted, this ended up taking a few months, and as it was a one bedroom flat I was sleeping on the couch in the living room.
After a couple of weeks I found out that she had also started seeing another cop from the same station.
One night she was at home in the bedroom and one of her boyfriend cops came to visit (while on duty). I let him in when he knock and told him where she was. 10 minutes later the other (original) cop boyfriend let himself in with his own key (this was news to me that he had one). I was gonna shout at him, but decided to let him creep quietly to the bedroom where he found the other 2 mid-getting it on. Cue 2 cops on duty, fighting in my sitting room. I keep thinking back and wishing I thought to call the cops and report a disturbance.
She moved out soon after that thankfully.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:45, Reply)
« Go Back