The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Got pulled......by the Rozzers many many moons ago, in an old and slightly crap Fiat. Said car was actually a great piece of engineering but it looked dreadful.
Big police van, flashing lights, pullover etc...... me and my good mate jump out and are confronted by two policemen, one young and green the other older and savvy. "I've pulled you over because your car is too rusty to have an MOT!" says the young one, I respond "Oh dear, that's very odd, it went through it's MOT 3 days ago! hang on, I've got the MOT certificate... here!" The young coppers expression dropped as I handed him the MOT, just then my mate chimes in..."The police are well known for being Rust-ist aren't they!" Within 0.5 seconds the young policeman looked like Attila the hun on a bad day, and I thought we'd gone too far and were in for it! Except...... the older policeman in thebackground was now creased up with uncontrollable laughter, as were half the others lurking in the van! After a very short examination of the MOT we were on our way :-)
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:25, 1 reply)
So you didn't getarrusted in the name of the law?
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 4:45, closed)
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