Words of wisdom from my housemate
If the second part of your job title's "Agent" and the first part isn't "Secret", you're a cunt.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:59, 10 replies)

Hahahahahahahaha
What if it's "Oxidising"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, closed)

*kerr-lick*
almost as bad as architects, almost...
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, closed)

Oh Yesssss!
I love this. I've been subjected to Estate agents, Sales agents and, most recently at work, a guy who is described as a 'Change agent'FFS!
He wasn't best pleased when I asked him to split a quid.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, closed)

^^^This^^^
Office LOL
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 27 May 2010, 16:19, closed)

ha
We had a chap come to where I used to work to sell us a repository - he too was described as an "Agent of Change".

He introduced himself: "Hi I'm xxxx xxxxxx, and I've been doing repositories for 10 years."

I shook his hand and said, "You must be as regular as clockwork."
(dchurch bah, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:26, closed)

):

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:37, closed)

Wait, I AM a cunt.

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:38, closed)

I'm a patent agent...
... and most of my clients seem to quite like me.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:52, closed)

This is great, and I will click "I like this!"
because I do.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:45, closed)

Corollary
Hell, even if the first part is "Secret" you're probably a cunt anyway.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:50, closed)