PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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One of my old hauntsWas genteel, and had a wooden coat/hatstand just inside the door.
One cold night, the local pisshead Edwin Dude (so called because nobody had finished him properly) headed to the door, missed and crashed into the coat/hatstand.
Edwin did'nt take kindly to being obstructed on his way back to his parent's house, and unleashed a Krakatoa of physical and verbal violence upon the now prone coat/hatstand.
The coat/hatstand shed some garments but came off better from the encounter.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 19:36,
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