Devastating Put-Downs
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
I recently met Grace Jones at a music festival in London.
I asked her what her favourite part of the UK was, to which she replied "Dover!"
And that was most definitely a diva stating port town.
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Muns, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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[sadface of internet sadness]
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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So what was her second favourite?
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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Worthing (in the rear-view mirror)
But then everyone says that
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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Are you sure it wasn't
Pulham to the Bumper..?
I'll get my coat.
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leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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Not the best, but
I kinda like it.
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Blunt Logic, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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Another successful punnage when I thought it wasn't possible
oof!
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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Wahay!
Very good.
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Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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DAMN YOU.
This is better than the only one I could come up with.
b3ta.com/questions/putdowns/post1447021
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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Wow! just WOW!
I do not normally bother with QOTW but with quality puns like that I will be here every week!
Have lots of clocks sir.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:01,
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