Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Recently at work.A colleague at work was trying to be motivating...
"Remember, there's no "I" in team"
"No, but there's a "U" in cunt."
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Not bad.But anyway, there is a 'me' in team, so he should have been violently killed.
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Oh god that old chestnut.I was listening to one of those twats in the Occupy St Paul's on the radio the other day - they came out with "There's no I in 'Occupy'".
For fuck's sake - the cunt.
The interviewer had the good manners to laugh openly in her face.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:55,
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There bloody well is in some of the badly spelt signs they have there.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:10,
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Andthere is a cup in Occupy. So fuck them.
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As in"a nice hot cup of STFU"
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:22,
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Also, importantly, there is a 'Y' in 'Occupy'(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:26,
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and a pieI like pie
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I like pi, too
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Good one.(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:41, closed)
It happened. I first heard it years ago and have only recently been able to use it myself. Don't claim to have come up with it though.
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Sorry, wasnt calling you a liar - just adding to the list of 'there is no xyz in...'.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:11,
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