Kvatch*
Went there once. Place was a fucking mess.

*If you get this, you're a nerd.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:01, 13 replies)

Damn
*feels nerdy*
(Truk smells nicer than you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)

I got it...
And I feel like a nerd.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:34, closed)

*raises hand*

( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:24, closed)

Yeah, I know what you mean...
...I swear the place has like, the gates to oblivion, or something.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:05, closed)

god damn you

( weaver., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:33, closed)

*Shame*
Nice chapel though.
(DownhillGardener no-one does it like that anymore, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:40, closed)

Lovey church
That vicar Martin's a bit of a psycho, though... last I heard he'd moved up a mountain into a castle (yeah, right... probably a pile of stones or something) and decided he was Emperor... Probably all that occult stuff from his youth getting to him...

Edit: You think if Martin was into piercings he's get a Septim piercing? ba-dum-tissh.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:07, closed)

Damn!
I'm one too.
(nonstopdancer, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:54, closed)

Yup.
At least the locals are alright though. Now, Hackdirt... that's a place to avoid.

(I may have both the Xbox 360 and PC versions. For shame.)
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 21:42, closed)

Bravil
Also a crap town... Avoid.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:56, closed)

Like the church though, and the glow from the fires isn't bad
By coincidence, tried freeing Kvatch again last night and got toasted. Level 8 and still don't have enough bloody magic to flatten people.

Could be worse, could be Curst.
(syllopsium, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, closed)

They all support Wolverhampton Wanderers in Kvatch.
The emblem's on all their shields.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:42, closed)

Awww, I like Kvatch.
One of the local police took off his uniform and gave it to me as a gift! How's that for hospitality?

PS. I'm now officially a nerd.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:52, closed)