Meeting parents for the first time..
Way back when I was 18, I started seeing a large breasted sweetie (just thought I'd add that, but they were splendid) We were about 3 weeks into our sex fest, lets just face it, at that age its all you do. Anyway... she decided its was time to meet her family, just for a meal, not sex, although her mum was worth a squirt. again.... ANYWAY.. so we pop round for a family Sunday lunch, there's myself, big jugs Jr (her) big jugs Snr (her mum) her father (never saw his jugs) and her 13 year old brother. So we're tucking in to our beef and yorkshire puddings, when her little brother who was sat opposite me, lifted his left bum cheek and let out a fantastic fart, not bad for one so young, had a distinct duck noise, which to this day makes me smile.. but at the time, it made me do one of those stiffled laughs, the one that is hidden in your nose, a kind of snort, but just as I did that I had a mouth full of peas and gravy... so, there I am, sat there with the whole family staring at me like they'd just walked in on me giving their cat a golden shower.. I have coming out of my nose, about half a pint of gravy, and 3... yes 3 pea's.. they fell out of my nose, and stuck nicely to my top lip... brilliant, we broke up shortly after, she has now got married and knocked out a couple of kids, I bet they never went thirsty... her tits are now saggy !! and her brother is a smackhead.. so every cloud and all that !!
(20 InTheStink, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:58, 3 replies)

Haha :D
Just picturing that made me chortle
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:01, closed)

What me and the peas, or pissing on their cat ?
(20 InTheStink, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:05, closed)

Brilliant
Didn't even know that was possible.
(up_and_down, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:56, closed)