Once, in math...
There were two people who sat at the back of the class, let us call them A and B for anonymity's sake. Now A had the tendancy to be somewhat... shall we say brash at times. He was trying to tell B about how tough he was, and this exchange occurred:
A: I'm really hard.
B: Yeah, you get hard for maths.
That was all well and good, but at this point A temporarily lost control of the volume of his voice in his desire to retort, and wound up shouting at the top of his voice to all the class:
"No, B, I get hard for you! I want to cum on your face!"

Our teacher, to her immense credit, only raised her eyebrows at him.
(flipflap, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:45, 2 replies)

...merkin?
maths, maths
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:33, closed)

half merkin
So I use both. But I annoy everyone in Chemistry with aluminum.
(flipflap, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:47, closed)