I think this is due to Victoria Coren, but don't be put off...
If a bloke sniffs some milk from the fridge and thinks it is off he makes a face and puts it straight back. A woman throws it away.
( electric_goat, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:04, 7 replies)

BOLLOCKS

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:16, closed)

TESTIFY!!!
That's my favourite hobby. It cheers me up immensely to think of people doing the same thing as I just did and the pointlessness of it all just makes me laugh.
I also put empty cartons back in the fridge, empty boxes of biscuits back in the cupboard and empty Pringles tubes always end up lingering for a while. Drives my girlfriend mad. I love it.
(Megamoss, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:40, closed)

This is complete fiction.
It says more about that standard of men beaky twat Coren is capable of associating with than anything else.

Also, her brother is one of the biggest tossers of all time. If not THE biggest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 8:56, closed)

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Oh right. It never occurred to me that Giles Coren was Victoria Coren's sister! That email he sent to his subs was mental.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:06, closed)

Yeah, what an utter cunt.
Amusingly whilst he's getting all snooty and pedantic about grammar, he spells 'meter' as 'metre'.

The fucking helmet.

That email is up there with the Ringo Starr 'peace and love, no more fan mail, I'm too busy, peace and love' broadcast as one of the cuntiest things I've ever witnessed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:24, closed)

Victoria Coren...
...does it for me.

Or I wish she would....
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:01, closed)

Shit, I'll even cut the biscuit boxes open from the bottom so you can't tell and eat the lot without leaving an outward clue, and occasionally put a few bottle caps in so it rattles convincingly.
(Benzyl, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:48, closed)