My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Kids say the daftest thingsLast January, my kids came home from school after the Christmas holidays telling my wife and I all about how the classroom pets had had babies.
During the break there had been mice xmas conceptions.
I'm so very sorry....
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:26, 5 replies)
CHRIST, NOT ALREADY!Can we not establish some kind of ruling on punnage? Like none before, say, the Monday..?
You've apologised, and it's a pretty good one, but still...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:28,
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It used to bean unwritten rule that puns could be placed on wednesdays, or tuesdays if the question was very slow.
But when are you allowed to put in star wars jokes?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:30, closed)
They're differentI don't know why. Maybe they aren't.
*is confused*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:31,
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Oh I agreeI think a good star wars joke can slot in anywhere. Puns really should be at the end of the week though, even if they are long and elaborate.
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Uh-oh :)But... but... Aha I could be in trouble :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:04,
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