My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My devout Christian neighbour...
...told my wife she'd only ever had sex twice in her life, both times to procreate.
That's really sad because she's got fantastic norks.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:43, Reply)
...told my wife she'd only ever had sex twice in her life, both times to procreate.
That's really sad because she's got fantastic norks.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:43, Reply)
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