My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A glimpse of something...My grandad used to have porn VHS tapes stored round the house which (I think) he used to copy and sell at the local car-auction. Good for us little grandkids though, because he would also come by lots of pirate flicks of kid variety (I had Home Alone before anyone else had seen it).
But once, he obviously got a bit careless with a copy because at the end of 'The Flintstones', the screen blurred and suddenly I got a few seconds of porno before he heard the sounds from the kitchen and ran in, ripping the tape out.
At seven years old, the brief, crap-VHS-tracking-obscured flash of sex taught me everything I needed to know. It was only quite a few years later at the end of primary school that I was forced to admit that sex did not have to involve eight people, women did not as a rule wear large plastic penises and sex did not consist of pissing on other people. But my god I defended it for a long time.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:26, Reply)
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