Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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salt and vinegar love ?When i was at infant school i had a dicky tummy and did a trump and followed through, i remember the teacher escorting me to the lavatory where i did a minor clean up, and she gave me this horrible big pair of 'lost property box' pants to wear. So as i leave to walk the short distance home the teacher presents me with the shitty pants wrapped in off white paper, looking exactly like 'cod and chips wrapped please mate'
so i'm walking home and these older bigger kids (10-11 yr olds) are going '..giz a chip kid....' '..giz a chip yer tight get..' i ignore them and speed up, one catches me up grabs the 'chips' and opens it up, he gips and drops my shitty pants on the floor. served him right the bastard.
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slight wiff of cabbage, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:42,
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