No sharting, luckily
Monday night: curry binge. Tuesday early-lunch: falafels.

Tuesday afternoon and evening: launching copious air-biscuits on the London Underground and in the Science Museum.

So if you were peering at bits of space hardware at one of London's prestigious museums, and were suddenly enveloped by a cloud of noxious, choking arse-gases, then you may have also glimpsed a lanky nerd reaching escape velocity away from this stinky epicentre - while desperately trying not to piss himself laughing.

My conscience is clean. AS WERE MY UNDERPANTS!
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:35, 1 reply)

*snicker*
I tried desperately not to laugh, and be adult, but:

"My conscience is clean. AS WERE MY UNDERPANTS!"

Just completely floored me...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:34, closed)