Multi-shot
A mate of mine (which is how all my stories so far have begun, hmmm ...) who we shall here refer to as J went to this house party and there was this girl there who clearly thought she was the bees knees. She was v. pretty and wearing this short little skirt and generally getting attention of the male populous.

Imagine their horror then, when J's mate burst into the bathroom later on in the evening to find this girl chucking her ring up in the bathroom, thong on full display. Needless to say she drew a bit of a crowd. What the other partyfolk didn't know, was that the cocktail of drink and drugs this young lady had consumed was not only making her barf but was also playing merry hell with her bowels. As she was being sick, therefore, every time she retched, the force of the heave made nasty, stinky bum wee shoot out of her ringpiece.

Also, because her thong was bisecting her buttocks, it kind of split the stream of slurry, making her like a multi-way, twin-shot poo gun on one end and a barf-cannon on t'other. NOICE :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:38, 5 replies)

This
is what camera phones were invented for, you know. :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:51, closed)

Now
...there's an image that'll haunt me.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:08, closed)

2 jets, 1 girl?
lolz
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37, closed)

Somehow
when things like this happen to pretty girls who know it (that is, conceited bitches), the entertainment value goes up by a factor of about 20.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:07, closed)

@ Resident Loon
you're so right :D what I would have given to have been there to witness the humiliation
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:13, closed)