There's this 12 year old boy having a wank
and his dad comes into the room and catches him in the act. "Don't do that, son." He says. "Save it for your wedding day."
Fast forward many years, the boy is now about 30 and he's about to get married. He asks his dad, "Dad, remember all those years back when you caught me having a wank, and you told me to save it for my wedding day?"
"Yes," says dad, "so?"
"I've saved 2 milk churns worth. What now?"
( mikeyyy, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:27, Reply)