Oh Jesus
This girl I fancy...
How many stories start with that phrase, I wonder?
She was never interested in me. But I used to let my imagination run wild just because I had talked to her on FaceBook...
She messages me every now and again, I love it when she does; but I wish I didn't reply, or let my hopes hang on it.

If it wasn't for the fact that my love life is a barren path spiralling upwards around a mountain of fail which I walk alone, I wouldn't care.
(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 23:08, 8 replies)

Sad to say,
but there are more girls out there.
No use obsessing over one you won't get, romantic a concept as it may seem.
( Zuowan, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 23:26, closed)

@LN-whatever-the-rest-is
Easy to say, harder to do.

You can't help who you have feelings for, else I wouldn't still be hung up on someone I last saw over a decade ago
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:56, closed)

Tough advice
Have a crack at her.

If it all goes horribly wrong then at least you can move on.

Otherwise, profit!
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:38, closed)

^
Fuck, I thought a year was too long.
( Gooddeed89, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, closed)

Shippy is right
Women are not Goddesses despite what the razor blade ad says. They are big wobbly lumps of flesh and bone and blood just like you and me.

And they love the cock.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, closed)

Are you from
Essex, Baz?
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:38, closed)

aw shucks
you sound love struck have a clicky hope it helps
(Siouxfan I'm not staring at you, I am just short sighted, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:27, closed)

Have a click for "my love life is a barren path spiralling upwards around a mountain of fail".
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 11:49, closed)