Dear woman
I'm not saying it still keeps you awake at night, or that it haunts your days. But every now and then you must think about it and ask yourself 'who did that? why? and where did it come from?'

I can answer those questions.

It was us, two 13 year old boys. We did it because we found it fun to go into Gloucester city centre on a saturday and see what mischief we could get up to. And buying jacket potatoes covered in sloppy, slimy chilli and cheese in order to throw them off the top of the NCP car park was certainly mischief.

It wasn't personal, and I want you to know we'd never actually managed to hit anyone before. And I feel a bit bad that when the soggy brown mess hit you squarely in the back and slid down your light grey raincoat and you looked round to see no-one behind you it resembled something from a psychological horror movie.

Please accept my apology, and know this: we were so ashamed that we hardly let off any stink bombs in the Boots lifts for the rest of the day, and could barely bring ourselves to steal shitloads of batteries from Poundstretcher.
( feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 12:14, 15 replies)

Shoplifting from a pound shop.
You're not thick, are you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:04, closed)

They can't afford security.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 6:13, closed)

They can round here.
Make from that what you will.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 7:09, closed)

I prefer not to think about it.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:48, closed)

Fucks' sake
I didn't used to be your teacher, did I?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:17, closed)

you'd have to give me a little more to base a response on.
( feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 12:17, closed)

Not a particularly glowing reference for your arithmetic teaching skills when your yoot end up robbing from pound shops.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 13:32, closed)

Dr S, please accept this gift in the spirit in which it is offered.

www.wikihow.com/Be-Funny
( feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:39, closed)

That's terribly sweet.
Thank you.

In return, perhaps you could imagine that I have even the slightest interest in anything you might think or say. If it makes you feel better.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 19:47, closed)

It's hard to imagine, what would such a scenario look like? Maybe one where you keep posting embarrassingly weak and pointlessly hostile replies to my QOTW answer?

Nah, too far-fetched.
( feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 20:51, closed)

Hey.
He hasn't called you a dullard yet or sworn at you. I'm thinking this might be the start of an internet crush.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 20 Jan 2013, 21:58, closed)