Sports..
I was naff at sports. Still am, truth be known.

I went to a comprehensive attached to a leisure centre, hence we were expected to avail ourselves of the full gamut of options available to us.

Swimming, squash, basketball were all good fun.
These were our mainstays during the spring to autumn months.

Winter seemed to bring out the sadistic streak in our PE teacher mind, as every bloody winter we'd do cross country on the top field, in the snow whilst the PE teacher sat in the warm, cosy classroom.

PE Kit not being particularly conducive to keeping warm, and the propensity of the harder lads to hurl balls of ice at anyone in range made it thoroughly shit all 'round.

Found out latterly that the reason for this may have been his desire to keep his daytime dalliances with the (Susan Boyle lookalike) Art Teacher on the quiet.

In summary: PE Teachers - bastards who'd quite happily shag Susan Boyle. Not sure what stopped him during the warmer months though.
(wuckfit Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 2:52, 3 replies)

Probably because the warmer weather caused her minge to smell like week old fish.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:07, closed)

^ beat me to it!!

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:31, closed)

Probably
Because she wasn't in season during the summer months. Either that or summer was the time that she moulted
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:27, closed)