Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Whilst working as a lift operatorin canada. dumb american tourist was heard asking (during a period of long lines to get up mountain) why cant the chairs go up on both sides? because the ski lift operates as a loop and while half the chairs go up the other half come down you ignorant fuck!!!
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Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:54,
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