Hairy Tits!
A few years ago, I was with a new gf and we'd got naked together for the first time. It was cold, so we were making each others acquaintance under a lot of blankets. It was very dark under the blankets.
I put my mouth to her nipple and found that it was spectacularly hairy. Not just a few unkempt straggly hairs, although that would have been unpleasant enough, but really bushy. And kind of greasy, too.
I may have paused, just momentarily, but I managed to contain my surprise and carry on. Thoughts flashed through my traumatised mind, along the lines of 'I hope I don't puke. I don't want to upset her, it's not her fault. She has trusted me with the knowledge of this hideous burden, what kind of bastard would I be to reject her now?'.
I moved my head a little and all the nipple hair slid out of my mouth as though it had come to life.
That's when I realised that I'd been sensuously nibbling her nipple while using the end of one of my stinking dreadlocks as some kind of improvised protective barrier.
Of course, this all happened years ago when fucklocks were totally cool.
Length? Well I only had a few at the back of my head, but they were well over a foot long!
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 23:25, 6 replies)

I hate to break it you,
but dreadlocks were never cool.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 0:14, closed)

You have no idea what you're talking about.
I looked fucking great and all the hotties wanted me.
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 0:36, closed)

Cool or not,
They fucking stink. You didn't mention that she had stinky nipples too.
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 12:35, closed)

We were crusties. Everything stank.

( 4Q just lurking, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 1:25, closed)

You had dreadlocks and expected a woman WITHOUT hairy tits to be interested?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 13:28, closed)

You've got to have a dream.

( 4Q just lurking, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 1:26, closed)

rob? is that you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 14:23, closed)