Movember
A couple of years ago, I took part in Movember (where you grow a 'tache throughout november to raise money for charidee). A couple of weeks in and the sex offender tache was coming along nicely.

Whilst waiting at the bus stop one night after work, I saw a young chap with an equally shocking 'tache as mine. We looked at each other, gave each other an awkward nod in recognition of how stupid we both looked, which prompted me to say

"Movember mate?"
"Ey?" says this lad.
"Your 'tache mate, you growing it for charity?"
"no.."
I think I'll walk home.
(Singo69, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:39, 16 replies)

cs,b. nmd&s

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:15, closed)

Sorry doc, no idea what that means?!
(Singo69, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 21:03, closed)

Cool story, bro. Needs more dragons and shit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 22:01, closed)

haha! might pea roast the story when i get chance, but with dragons.
(Singo69, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 9:10, closed)

i'm taking part now
and i'm now dieing for the moment where i can answer that question with "no".

i have been told i look like a young offender sex pest. brilliant.
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 20:39, closed)

I love how out of all the styles available, 99% of us go for the sex offender look :)
(Singo69, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 21:02, closed)

Funnily enough
Has it occurred to anyone that sex offenders may have noticed that their 'tache gives them away outside of November? And now probably don't have them. Making it a not a sex offender look.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 23:01, closed)

I don't have much of a choice
Mine comes out looking like Freddie Fucking Mercury.

It's all the more strange because I'm really very blonde. How the fuck did I end up with beard stubble so dark it's nearly black?
( AWPS, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 10:24, closed)

Your hair is blonde and your beard is black? Cry More
Mine is fucking ginger. 35 blissful years on this planet only to find in a charity event I'm half ginger.
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:02, closed)

*/hits with stick, points and laughs mockingly.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 4:19, closed)

...?
We are the ginger army, and we will destroy you...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:53, closed)

Meet me at noon, on the pitch of the WACA any day in February.
I shall dispense mercilessness on to any ginge who manages to drag their crispy, sunstruck indignation across the outfield.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:13, closed)

Really ?
Does mercilessness come in dispensers these days ?

We Are living in the future!
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:09, closed)

yes we really are.
and it's high time for a rEvolution.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:07, closed)

Never quite worked out what to do in Movember
Mainly 'cos I usually grow a beard & tache in October to keep my face warm for the winter. Maybe I'll paint my arse blue and call it Moonvember.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:39, closed)

you'll look more like
Porno Smurf.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:08, closed)