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My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.
Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule
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...technically, at the age of 21, I'm the boss. I'm an elected officer at a students' union, and as such am one of 14 line managers for a lot of staff, all of whom have more experience, were born at least 20 years before me and earn more than i do. Sometimes it's tough being the boss...
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I mean, wow. Well done.
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Good luck with that :p You won't be their first and you won't be their last.
Seriously, don't use the 'I'm your boss' line with them, ever. Not if you want to be allowed into the union building outside of office hours.
In fact, don't even think it. It'll be easier that way.
(Incidentally, 21 and the boss is impressive when you're an army officer. When you've become the boss due to a popularity contest, it's the complete opposite)
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But I'd recommend thinking of it as a good thing to be on your CV rather than anything people take too seriously!
For example, as an elected officer, how much respect do MPs get these days? :p
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You have have more bosses than you'll ever meet, viz, your electorate.
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I just wish the feckers in London would remember it.
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Are massively inefficient, popularity based, self-celebratory, backslapping, wankathons bearing no real resemblance to a real job.
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And we did a little bit of rugger too.
And Geography.
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you're a puppet. Your underlings earn more than you and probably wish death and syphilis upon your unborn children.
Well done.
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I wouldn't even offer you an interview if you were there any period of time. Do yourself an favour and leave ASAP before you become unemployable in the real world.
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with an annual turnover of nearly a million pounds."
...or similar is no doubt something you have been delightedly looking forward to putting on your cv when you go for a real job. Well, unfortunately, everyone interviewing you will have come across tiresome cunts like you when they were at University, so best you start polishing those burger flipping skills!
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