Does a B3tan shit in the woods.
After far too much beer last night I had to get up early and take my parent's Jack Russells for a walk this morning. Half way along the popular route for dog walkers I felt my stomach rumbling and arse bubbling and knew what was coming. Finding a secluded spot amongst the trees and behind a pile of fallen logs I checked several times no one was about and pulled my pants down, leant back on the tree and did the deed.

Ever tried shitting diarrhoea while not getting any on your shoes and keeping two inquisitive Jack Russells away from your arse by shouting, 'get the squirrels, get the fucking squirrels'.

I hate pooping outside : (
( girlinthehole, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:29, 9 replies)

Classy.
:P
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:53, closed)

I like this

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:25, closed)

I like that.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 23:49, closed)

Said the scatophile.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 0:07, closed)

poidh, of the aftermath in your knickers at least
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 3:35, closed)

I find it in poor taste that some cunt is posting on a deceased persons account

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:36, closed)

I hope your dogs
circled around and rolled in it, because every other dog did for the next three days. Somehow human shit smells like Chanel#5, at least to a dog.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:35, closed)

Yay search is working again.
b3ta.com/questions/filthandmess/post1525549
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 2:06, closed)

Welcome back BGB!...

You've been missed muchly
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:45, closed)