Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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ooooooooooever noticed how in lifts, the 9 is either directly about or below the 11???? Lift manufacturers are all terrorists...
The fact that there is only one monopoly commission?
My favorite... Stephen hawkins is not intellegent, he has been programmed that way by Bill Gates...
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Actuallymany of these lifts are made by Schindler, which always makes me laugh.
"Hey look, we're in Schindler's Lift!"
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 8:32,
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We have that companycome and service our lifts too.
Always rasies a smile.
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Interesting thing about Stephen HawkinsA lot of Americans think he is an American because he 'talks' with an American accent.
Anyway, he's probably just lazy (reference to Brass Eye)
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My favourite Stephen Hawkins factis that his surname is Hawking.
Fucktard.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:59,
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^ thisPerhaps less the "fucktard" and plus a "muppet".
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You sure?I thought I knew how to spell his and Ienstein's correctly?
Learn to spell the name of one of the greatest physhicists of all time or just shut the fuck up.
Yes, it bothers me that much.
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